Most of us have worked one too many retail jobs in life than we care to talk about. It's a right of passage for most young people, right up there with being caught masturbating and lying to your parents. In this line of work there always seems to be the same types of people no matter what. These are the kind of characters that write themselves and, unfortunately, 90% of them are antagonists making an already shitty job that much more shittier. Has anyone ever even worked a retail job they liked? Is hating it the common thread we, as humans, all share in common? Consider this the first step towards ending the world's tyranny.