Hey man, that floral print shirt you've been wearing this summer is really cool. And that polka dot joint? Straight adorable, son. If you're really gonna start wearing patterns other than stripes and that one crazy patchwork number you got on sale at J. Press, Star of Hollywood is your new best friend. Shrunken heads, gnarly snakes, hula girls, pineapples—I mean, if patterned shirts were Pokémon, these guys just caught ‘em all. At the very least least, get the pineapple one so all your friends can make "Diced Pineapples" jokes at your expense. Available now at Self Edge.
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