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The White Suit Is The Right Suit

By now, you've pretty much learned all you need to know about formalwear from me... but this is my real ace in the hole. The white suit is pretty much the most formal you can get. It's so dope. I like to think of myself like the Notorious B.I.G. and Puff Daddy at the end of the music video for "Hypnotize," except instead of driving a speedboat... I am the speedboat.

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