Ryan Lochte's Guide To Looking Like An Olympic Douchebag

Essential style tips for living that rockstar lifestyle.

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What's good LOCHTE NATION?! It's your boi, Daytona Beach's finest, aka Reezy, aka The Lochtenator, aka The Lochte Ness Monster. Can I get a #JEAH in here? So I was shining my five medals in the Olympic Village over the weekend and I saw my style icon Russell Westbrook. I gave him daps for his sick style advice, and he said I should dish some out too.

So of course I would love to drop some of my fashion knowledge for the fans. I know they wanna shine as hard as my shoes do. If you wanna live that rockstar lifestyle, you gotta look the part. So before my workout video, Lochte Hard-CORE, drops in a couple weeks, I wanna impart some very important style tips to LOCHTE NATION. Here's Ryan Lochte's Guide To Looking Like An Olympic Douchebag*.

*DISCLAIMER: This is a parody, so it's a work of fiction, duh.

Summer Beanies

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Bowtie

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Shiny Shirts

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Black on Black

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Stylish Celeb Buds

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Dress Like A Male Stripper

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Bright Backpacks

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Be Your Own Mascot

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Channel Michael Jackson

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Wear Fedoras With Everything

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Stud Everything

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Act Nonchalant

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Rock A Keffiyeh

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Wear A Tie

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The White Suit Is The Right Suit

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Slogan Tees Are Amazing

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Pop Your Collar And Rock Flip-Flops

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Have A Grill For Every Occasion Pt. 1

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Have A Grill For Every Occasion Pt. 2

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Have A Grill For Every Occasion Pt. 3

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Have A Grill For Every Occasion Pt. 4

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Luxury Bracelets

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The New Stunner Shades

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Put On For Your Country

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Wear Huge Buckles

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Never Take Off Your Sunglasses

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