Ryan Lochte's Guide To Looking Like An Olympic Douchebag

Be Your Own Mascot

So when I was talking to sponsors, I was like "what if we have me do a Spike Lee impression?" I invented a character called "Mars Whitemon" and he would follow me all around the pool. "It's Gotta Be The Grill!" never caught on... probably because it was too next level for the world.

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