How Much Is Your Neck Worth To You?

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This scarf from Howlin is made in Scotland from smooth ass new wool. I don’t know if other scarves are made from haggard old wool or whatever, but Tres Bien said that shit is new and they have a Nike Tier Zero Account so they are obviously smarter than you and I. And, listen, I get it—85 bones for a scarf is kind of a lot. But think about it, if you went to college you spent, like, a couple of Porche 911s worth on your brain. Your neck is worth a measly 85 dollars isn’t it? Just charge it, bro. Credit card debt is the same as student loan debt, right? THEY’RE NOT REAL IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN THEM.

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