CollegeHumor recently designed series of illustrations featuring imaginary pickup lines from famous historical figures like Beethoven, Albert Einstein, Moses, Gandhi and more. Of course, a lot of these dudes weren't out chasing cooze all night, but how could a woman say no to Genghis Khan and his "We can smash cheeks or I can kill you. Just throwing it out there. I'm totally down for whatever." pickup line? Hook, line & sinker. [DesignTaxi]

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