Ever since the gold medalist got laced with custom gold-plated and diamond-encrusted razors, he's been shaving himself in the lap of luxury. And doesn't every guy need to feel like a million bucks after that morning shave? Being a swimmer, Lochte could definitely be the poster boy for all-over grooming. We definitely think if he took the design helm for a line of shaving products, Lochte Nation would be all about it.