For more than two decades, men from across this great nation of ours have appeared on The Maury Povich Show in hopes of hearing five magical words, "You are not the father!". The Results Are In! is a collection of hilarious captions and photos from Maury's stage. And remember, if you or anyone you know were kidnapped and then turned into a sex slave, but you managed to escape, or if you believe your girlfriend or wife has had sex with your brother, please call the show. [HolyMauryMotherOfGod]