This $1,000,000 gold-plated vacuum cleaner is a practical and affordable solution to keeping a tidy home. Wait, did we just say $1,000,000 gold-plated vacuum? Practical? Affordable? Sweet baby Jesus, strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger to those who would attempt to buy such a wasteful thing. Seriously, if your vacuum cost more than our home, GFY. And, if that isn't enough to drive you mad, check out this head-shaking rap promoting the $1,000,000 vacuum found in the clip below. [IncredibleThings]