Don't get it twisted. These are not "red pants." Have you used "summer" as a verb yet? Have you been to all of the Hamptons? Have you gotten drunk off Budweiser and made out with a chick named Buffy on your friend's father's yacht somewhere on the Eastern Seaboard? Do you even have friends that refer to their dad as "father?" If you've met any of these conditions, and you've bought these specific pants from Murray's Toggery Shop, then yes, you have earned the right to say your pants are "Nantucket Red."
Nantucket Red Plain Front Pants
Buy It Now at Murray's Toggery Shop, $73