Lacoste Live, $49
"People talk shit on pink, but every real fashion head knows that spring is perfect for pastels. Sure, I might could rock it solid, but I gotta have a little edge. Good thing this Lacoste polo has that in the form of exploding stripes. It's like BOOM! You're looking at my shirt. BOOM! I can't hear you over my style. BOOM! Fashion! It just gives me a very 'peligroso' vibe. That's Spanish for 'dangerous,' in case you didn't know."