House Industries are masters. They even kill it with product descriptions. For example, "Urban, suburban and rural environments are rife with overbranding. Children and adults are consistently bombarded with the subliminal and overt efforts of large corporations to separate the general populace from their money. Please buy this shirt so we can get in on some of that action too."

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