Nobody cares how great your hand-crafted 22 oz. Japanese selvedge denim looks when it's 90 effing degrees outside, cool guy. Get real and wear some jean shorts this summer instead. Don't have a pair? Making your own is super easy; just cut a pair of old jeans right below or at the knee, and cuff it up an inch—frays and all.

Take a look at this gallery for some inspiration and see how some of your favorite celebrities rock their jorts.