Speaking of hooks, do you have any piercings?
Just my ears. I never got my bellybutton pierced or what have you. [Nipple piercings] goes along with...Ahhhh.
Not for you. What about women with nipple piercings?
No I don’t like women with any piercing-belly button, that’s all.
What about women with tattoos then?
Man, I don’t like girls with a lot of tattoos. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve seen some girls who I really, really like then I’ll see a tattoo on her and I’m like, ‘She can pull that off but I can’t see another girl who I didn’t like as much being able to pull that off.’ This one girl, she had a tattoo across her back. She pulled it off but it was her only tattoo.
I’m not attracted to a girl [with a lot of tattoos]-not saying that some others aren’t-some people like mashed potatoes some people like to play hot potato.
So you don’t like girls with sleeves?
No I don’t, not at all. It reminds me of like I’m looking in the mirror and that’s not good. I’m not homophobic but I’m also not homosexual. I’m not attracted to a girl [with a lot of tattoos]-not saying that some others aren’t-some people like mashed potatoes some people like to play hot potato. If a girl is like, ‘Oh you got all these tattoos why can’t I?’ I’m not saying that you can’t have tattoos all I’m saying is that I’m not going to talk to you anymore if you do have all these tattoos. That’s all I’m saying.
Have you ever met a fan that has any of your tattoos?
I think I did see a couple people with the alien one. I have seen a couple people. I mean, who knows. I also have seen people who have Kokayne Dawkinz on them.
Where’d you get that nickname from?
Why are your shoes cheetah print? Why don’t they have laces in them?
I get the point. I know you said you don’t remember most of your tattoos but do you have any good stories of when you got them? Any vague memories?
Let me give you something. Jerry Seinfeld did this one on my arm. Is that funny? Then George Costanza came in...
Alright, alright. Would you ever get the Icee chain tattooed on you?
I don’t know. It depends. It depends on how I feel about the Icee that day. I can’t say I won’t ever wake up without an Icee tattoo.