MOUSTACHE, New York

Date: 2011.

Punishment: Unknown.

"MOUSTACHE" was briefly famous for his calligraphic penmanship across the top lips of models in New York subway advertisements. Police say it took a two-month long investigation to catch MOUSTACHE before charging him with an underwhelming $1,500 damage. He was also slapped with comparatively harsh felony-grade mischief and graffiti making charges.