4. Dru Down

Why would you ever want Shirley Temple's curls? To look like a Real Housewife of Atlanta from the back? Dru spent more time in the hair salon than our moms ever did. Notice how with this haircut, in the span of a year he went from the 1994 single "Pimp of the Year" to 1995's "No One Loves You." Them's the breaks, Curly Dru.