Hotlix Mint Toothpicks
Buy It Now at Old Time Candy, $1
You're eating dinner. It's spaghetti bolognese with garlic bread. You're going to need some toothpicks to help freshen your breath, and also make sure you get the chunks of cumin and beef out from between your teeth. You and your date are gonna have serious facetime on the dance floor, and bad breath is a dealbreaker.