Huntington Beach, California's Erin Pierce offered these gigantic beetles dressed as Jurassic Park characters for sale on Etsy. Her store claims to sell "uniquely made handmade items for everyone!" And these insects definitely fit the bill.

Depicting John Hammond, Ian Malcom, Ellie Sattler, and Robert Muldoon, it appears the only one you can still take home is Ellie, and it'll set you back $100. Better to have to control these pests than velociraptors, right? [Buzzfeed]