If you know the first rule about Fight Club, we're pretty sure you've also seen the bit when Brad Pitt and Edward Norton's characters rob a liposuction clinic and later harvest the fat they've collected. With that said, we present to you the Fight Club Soap Bar. Apparently the creators left out the lard and kept Meatloaf's fat tits away from the recipe as well, but still be cautious, the makers have juiced the soap with caffeine and electrolytes. We'll just stick with the Axe Body Wash we steal from the free table at work. [WhoKilledBambi]