So, if you're American Apparel CEO Dov Charney, and you've been facing a grip of of sexual harassment charges from your teenage employees it might seem like a good idea to take it easy on the sexual innuendo involving teenagers. But that wouldn't be very Dov-like of you.
Apparently, if you order the spring/summer issue of Ey! Magazine, "a sexy, exciting, open, colorful and fun publication celebrating the magnificent vitality, energy and power of young male adulthood", you get one of these T-shirts, which reads "Teenagers Do It Better". You can also cop one at AA's site for $24. Wow. Somebody needs to holler at Chris Hansen ASAP.