Harvey Keitel

Age: 72

Seed(s): Stella (26, with Lorraine Bracco); Hudson (10, with Lisa Karmazin); Roman (7, with wife Daphne Kastner)

When he isn’t at Rao’s playing cards with Hov, Harv is dad to two sons that aren’t even pre-teens yet, something only the Bad Lieutenant could pull off at the ripe age of 72. His eldest daughter is with Lorraine Bracco (Dr. Melfi) and she’s quite easy on the eyes. Sorry, Harvey.