Did you catch the Super Bowl Halftime Show last night? The Black Eyed Peas performed their massive hits and even brought Usher out. will.i.am and Fergie were looking crazy in their robotic outfits per usual, but What The F*ck You Wearing Back-Up Dancers?! Did the NFL ask you to do an interpretive dance routine on human conception? We know the job market is rough these days, but really? How much do you have to get paid to dress up as glow-in-the-dark sperm and wiggle around in front of 100 million people? Way to splooge all over America's TV screens. Some ugly-ass Spencer's gift version of some Matthew Barney ish right here.

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