Director: Kurt Wimmer
Release Year: 2002
Costume Designer: Joseph A. Porro
Who vs. Who: John Preston (Christian Bale) vs. Brandt (Taye Diggs) and Dupont (Angus Macfadyen)

Wearing an all-white suit to gunfight/swordfight seems like a dry cleaner's worst nightmare. Yet somehow Christian Bale manages to keep his ivory outfit blood-free throughout the final fight in the otherwise sorta middling sci-fi flick Equilibrium. We can't even eat pasta without staining our clothes, but then again, we know exacting Bale can be onset. Scary bastard.