Release Year: 1987
Costume Designer: Milena Canonero
Who vs. Who: Henry Chinaski (Mickey Rourke) vs. Eddie (Frank Stallone)
Though sorely lacking in Ram Jams, this bar fight from Mickey Rourke's Barfly is no slouch. You know bartender Frank Stallone means business once you peep his collar-popped, tucked-in polo, the sleeves strategically tight around the biceps. All he's missing is a "'70s porn star moustache rides for $1.00" sign across the chest to match his amazing belt buckle. Like most fellas that try to compensate with muscle-tees, however, Sly's less-talented brother comes up short.