Hmmm, let's think. If I smashed a plethora of whores on the low, then get caught by not only my wife and family but the entire world, what could make up for that...how about $300 million to my soon-to-be ex? Is that much money worth your dignity, your significant other's and the love you guys shared? Yes, yes it is. But also, be prepared to take a golf club to the cranium.