When you've been the Queen for damn near 60 years, you've pretty much gotten everything you ever wanted or needed. So you can imagine the delight of President Obama and First Lady Michelle when they were tasked with gift shopping for Elizabeth (this is in a reality where POTUS goes to Best Buy like it's no big deal). Even though an iPod is typically a safe bet, we'e pretty sure it's collecting dust in a plywood box the size of Birmingham marked "Shit the Queen doesn't want."