There are expensive ways to do this, and there are smart, cool-guy ways to do this. Sure, curator Vito Schnabel hosts a tribute to Andy Warhol at The Wall in the W Hotel (Dec. 2), but you can also hang with hordes of scruffy miscreants at the Fountain Art Fair in Wynwood for performances by No Age (Dec. 3) and Ninjasonik (Dec. 4). You can gorge on pork belly with kimchi at a high-end place like Michael’s Genuine Food & Drink, but a delicious prosciutto and fresh-mozzarella hero from SoBe shack La Sandwicherie will cost you about eight bucks. Remember that spending an afternoon plunging into the South Beach waves and eye-screwing Venezuelan chicas is free, and that spending someone else's money is always more fun—paying for bottle service is for suckers.