1. Celebrity: The Douches of Reality TV (TIE)
Clothing line: Brody Jenner's Archangel Accessories, K-Fed's Otzi Kids Clothing, The Situation’s DILLIGAF.
Launch date: Archangel (2007), Otzi Kids Clothing (2009), DILLIGAF (2010).
Fail date: Any day now. Please.
Reasons for the fail: In general, the men of reality TV are great for some things: teaching ignorant slang, showing you how not to talk to girls, getting into drunken fights... One thing they’re not good at: designing clothes. We’re betting that in the time it took you to click through this post, the bottom line on these enterprises got that much more shaky. At least, that's the hope. You know, for humanity.