#5. THE OLIVE ARMY JACKET.
We know what you're thinking: 'Military is in, of course it is, when is it not? Blahblahblah.' But seriously, do you own this jacket? It's 2010 and we're still stressing that every worth-his-salt dude civilian desperately needs one in their closet. Your girl will absolutely try to shimmy into this and steal it because it has a 1.4 million pockets, looks ridiculously good on anyone and the color ensures that it complements every level of melanin. Even you, cave beast. The drawstring flatters rectangular or round dudes and the length makes you look virile and awesome. It's in our top five because it's been in our top five for the last ten years. And a decade's gotta count for something.