From being recognized on the street on a daily basis to having bathrooms in their cribs as big as the room you sleep in, there are many benefits to being a professional athlete. But one thing fame and fortune can't buy is love. Siiiiiiiike. It can buy you mountains of taut, undulating, college-educated love but it can't cop some of these guys a good sense of style. Just ask MJ's ethnically insensitive facial hair, Kobe Bryant's milk maid's headkerchief, and Sammy Sosa's sad, self-hating, alarmingly bleached bukkake face.
Through the years, some of the world's best and worst players have continuously taken Ls with their style antics. We're not just talking wardrobe either; there is a long history of awful mullets, meth-head beards, and full-retard tattoos that have dominated the world of sports. With the NBA Draft tomorrow and the impending procession of fashion fuckery that will no doubt accompany it, we present the 50 Worst Athlete Style Fails in the hopes that you won't make the same mistakes.