The new howling "Three Wolf Moon" T-shirt. Be instantly irresistible to the ladies.
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Get it???!!! BLACK TIE??!! As in, Twin Ion Engine Fighter? So rad. As if "Tuxedo T-shirt" wasn't cool enough, these guys had to go and make it that much radder. Don't forget to bring a big stick to fend off all the rabid hot chicks that are DYING to touch your penis in this get-up. Laugh now, but man, it's vicious out there and the rich, classy ones have HUGE BOOBS! We mean, sharp nails! [via]
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