Get it???!!! BLACK TIE??!! As in, Twin Ion Engine Fighter? So rad. As if "Tuxedo T-shirt" wasn't cool enough, these guys had to go and make it that much radder. Don't forget to bring a big stick to fend off all the rabid hot chicks that are DYING to touch your penis in this get-up. Laugh now, but man, it's vicious out there and the rich, classy ones have HUGE BOOBS! We mean, sharp nails! [via]