A possible preview of the Champions League Final?

Just in time for you to willfully ignore, the UEFA Champions League returns this week with two midweek semifinals —Barcelona v. Chelsea on Tuesday and Manchester United v. Arsenal on Wednesday. For last year's final, we brought you the first annual Soccer Trophy Wife Showdown. This year, we're really sticking a foot in it...into these awesome soccer-inspired mule slippers, that is.

Today's Buy It Now will give your feet a hand job with its mouth, for real. We fucks with these super-comfy cotton slippers like C. Ronaldo does tranny hookers. Trust us, your house-shoes game will never be the same. Whether you choose Chelski blue, Gooners red or ManUre red (lo siento, Barça fans), your feets will surely thank you. For Buy It Now info and detail pics, see below...

ARSENAL STADIUM MULE SOCCER SLIPPERS
Click Here To Buy It Now At WorldSoccerShop.com, $30
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CHELSEA STADIUM MULE SOCCER SLIPPERS
Click Here To Buy It Now At WorldSoccerShop.com, $30 $25
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MANCHESTER UNITED STADIUM MULE SOCCER SLIPPERS
Click Here To Buy It Now At United Direct, $22
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