Predicting Who Will Win Every NFL Game for Week 4

Jan 12, 2019; Kansas City, MO, USA; Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes (15) motions on the sidelines in an AFC Divisional playoff football game against the Indianapolis Colts at Arrowhead Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Denny Medley-USA TODAY Sports

Chopz: MIght be the worst game in NFL history. I’m actually picking the Jets because I have no clue who Broncos starting QB Brett Rypien is. 

Adam: Just. End. The. Season. Broncos. 

Zion: Broncos. 

Angel: The Jets? Yeah, the Jets.

Chopz: I think both of these teams are probably a little overrated. The Colts haven’t beaten anyone with a win this season and the Bears are just getting by. However, I think Nick Foles was the right move, so I’ll take the Bears. 

Adam: 3-0 seemed ridiculous. 4-0 feels preposterous. Colts. 

Zion: I’ll go with Foles and the Bears here. 

Angel: The Colts are already underrated, dognabbit, give me Indy on the road.

Chopz: The Saints should win this one, but if they don’t, things could get ugly in New Orleans. I’ll take the Saints. 

Adam: Lions because that Saints pass defense has been horrid the past few weeks and Matthew Stafford can put up some numbers. 

Zion: Saints can’t keep losing or else it’ll be JAMEIS SZN. Saints 

Angel: The Lions have been in every game they lost so far, but I’m still riding with the Saints on the road.

Chopz: Arizona showed their youth last week in the loss to the Lions, but I think they bounce back this week in Carolina. 

Adam: Arizona will be due for a letdown next week when they face the Jets eight days before a big showdown with the Cowboys on Monday Night Football. No letdown this week in Carolina. 

Zion: Cards get back on track. 

Angel: The Cardinals suffered a brutal loss last week and the Panthers ruined a nice little parley, so fuck them, I’m taking Arizona.

Chopz: Give me the Bengals to get their first win of the season. 

Adam: Bengals for no good reason. 

Zion: Bengals. 

Angel: The Jaguars.

Chopz: I just can’t pick against the 2-1 Cleveland Browns. Can’t do it and won’t do it. 

Adam: The Browns, at 2-1, have beat NOBODY and that trend will continue Sunday. Dallas runs it up on Cleveland.  

Zion: Cowboys by 60. 

Angel: Cowboys, duh.

Chopz: I’ll go with the Texans here after the Vikings had a weird week with their facility shutdown after the Covid outbreak in Tennessee. To be honest, I would have taken the Texans if this was just a normal week, too. 

Adam: The Texans can come up for air after a brutal first three weeks of the season and earn win No. 1 over the corona-cursed Vikings. 

Zion: I’ll go with the Texans. 

Angel: The Texans get their first win and the fraudulent Vikings start 0-4. Big Yikes.

Chopz: Seattle rolls. 

Adam: It’d be ballsy to take the Dolphins, but prudent to take the Seahawks. Give me Seattle. 

Zion: Seahawks. 

Angel: Mr. Unlimited and the Hawks get another win.

Chopz: The Bucs defense is really, really good and Tom Brady is doing enough. Tampa wins again. 

Adam: Everyone’s going to pick the Bucs because there’s precisely zero reasons why you would pick the Chargers. Tampa Bay hangs 42 on the San Diego Chargers of Los Angeles.  

Zion: Bucs. 

Angel: The Chargers look decent, however, I think the Bucs will take care of business at home.

Chopz: Rams, easy. 

Adam: Laughable spread (LA -13) and a laughably easy win for the Rams at home. 

Zion: Rams by 90.

Angel: Rams.

Chopz: I’m just going to keep picking against the Bills until they lose. Go Vegas. 

Adam: Low-key pretty good game in which I’ll roll with the slightly better squad from Buffalo. 

Zion: I’ll take the Raiders at home after the Bills second half collapse. 

Angel: I want to pick the Bills here, but the Raiders are decent and they’re home. I’ll take Vegas.

Chopz: Ravens will be mad and win this game by 30 points. 

Adam: Lamar Jackson returns to form and puts up big stats against the formerly racist football team. 

Zion: Ravens. C’mon man. 

Angel: B-More after a miserable loss at the hands of the Chiefs and a after a miserable fantasy loss for yours truly.

Chopz: I sort of want to take the Patriots here, but I’ll go with the Chiefs. 

Adam: If you’re gambling on the spread, I’d advise a play on the Patriots (+7). For straight up purposes here, I’d advise the Chiefs.   

Zion: Chiefs. You saw what they just did to Lamar. 

Angel: KC in a competitive one.

Chopz: Eagles are straight up a bad football team. I’ll go with the 49ers at home. 

Adam: The Eagles will get their first win of the season...in four more weeks when they face the Giants. 

Zion: I’ll take the 49ers at home although I think it’ll be insane to see the Eagles start 0-3-1. 

Angel: I’m going on a limb here and picking the Eagles. Fuck it!

Chopz: Packers send the Falcons to 0-4. 

Adam: This game opened with one of the highest O/Us in regular-season NFL history (58). The Packers may reach that number on their own. Green Bay big. 

Zion: Atlanta blows another double-digit. Pack win. 

Angel: The Packers end Atlanta’s season.