Let Arian Foster Explain to You Why He Thinks He Could Take Down a Wolf

Yeah. Okay... sure, Arian Foster.

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If you were to fight a wolf, would you come out victorious? Maybe the better question is, how long would you last before getting killed? Former NFL running back Arian Foster took to Twitter to tell his followers that even though "wildlife" scares him, he would be able to "get a wolf 1 on 1." 

wanna go camping but "wildlife" scares the shit outta me.

— feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017

i honestly think i can get a wolf 1 on 1 tho.

— feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017

Now, before you think those eight seasons in the NFL has done something to Foster's decision-making skills, let's hear him out. 

i'm 230, wolfs are what, 180-200 tops? he has no thumbs. if i control his neck he's dunzo. https://t.co/j9vf2knwqI

— feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017

wolves don't scare me like that cuz in my neighborhood was a bunch of loose enraged pits. if he alone i think i can get him.

— feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017

thumbs means i can grab him .he can't grab me. all he has is a mouth. grab his neck he can't bite. https://t.co/5s61cihKVb

— feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017

i've studied the wolf. he can't read. i know his weaknesses. plus the thumb thing.

— feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017

Okay, now that that's done, feel free to join these people clowning Arian for this theory. 

"Wyd after smoking this" @ArianFoster pic.twitter.com/RVDS1Rih4w

— TonysTwoDads (@jc324611) March 5, 2017

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Foster's entire rationale on why he would be able to beat a wolf rests entirely on the fact that they "don't have thumbs." So, who is anyone going shell out some cash to see Arian test out his little theory and see how wrong he is

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