Today is the day that Russell Wilson and Ciara have been looking forward to for a long, long, long, long, long, long, looooooong time. On Wednesday, nearly 15 months after they were first spotted on a date at a Mariners game and almost exactly four months after they got engaged, the Seahawks quarterback and the pop singer were reportedly married during a low-key ceremony in Liverpool, England. According to E! News, they exchanged vows in front of about 100 people and then immediately sprinted back to their hotel room to…well, you know. THE STRUGGLE HAS BEEN REAL!

Okay, okay, so maybe E! News didn’t report that last part. But in case you’ve somehow slept on Russell Wilson and Ciara’s sleeping situation over the last 15 months, they made it a point to not have sex—like, at all—before they got married. So as you would expect, Twitter has responded to the news about their nuptials by making every Russell Wilson x Ciara sex joke you can imagine. Here’s just a taste of what you’ll find out there right now:

And that’s not all! Believe it or not, there are actually a few people whose minds are not in the gutter right now. So rather than trying to come up with sex jokes, they’re making—what else?—Future jokes! Russell Wilson and Ciara have been at the center of quite a few controversies involving Ciara’s ex Future over the last few months—the latest one involves Ciara’s alleged fear for her new husband’s life—so the Future jokes are flying left and right. Here are a few of those:

There are also some lames people out there who are just saying congratulations to the happy couple:

But really, what fun is that? We’ve all been waiting for this day as patiently as Russell Wilson and Ciara have (er, okay, almost as patiently as they have) so take those tweets you’ve had drafted up for months now and let ‘em fly!