Above is a nine-second clip that sums up, as succinctly as possible, what it was like to be a teenager around an attractive woman. It's a snapshot of high school basketballer Samm Jones who, despite his team taking home the 3A Minnesota state title, would appear to have his mind on anything but. Some may find it creepy. Others may find it very creepy. Yet others may, sadly, be taken back in time to their own high school days. Whatever your reaction, Jones explained himself via Twitter afterwards:
Whether you're actually buying that is entirely up to you.
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