Collingwood Players Dane Swan and Travis Cloke in Nude Photo Scandal

Star Magpies caught out in embarrassing nude photo scandal.

In my day, the 'Woman's Day' was full of pictures of the Queen, Michael Crawford and the odd flan: https://t.co/QUTCYDYEn2

— Tony Martin (@mrtonymartin) January 17, 2016

Collingwood stars Dane Swan and Travis Cloke have been caught up in a nude photo scandal, after pictures of the pair were published in Woman's Day. 

In the embarrassing leaks, Dane Swan is totally nude, while Cloke is modestly wearing underwear and socks (?) in his junk-grabbing snap.

Along with the photos, Dane Swan had allegedly sent raunchy text messages, while Cloke sent an additional image of himself 'performing a sex act'. Thankfully for all involved, only the pics above have seen the light of day. 

Collingwood have declared they will be taking no action against the pair, despite the photos seemingly being a breach of the AFL’s social media policy. The legalities around the state of Victoria’s new revenge porn laws, which makes it illegal to maliciously distribute intimate images without the person’s consent, may also be tested with this case. ​

While there are a lot of question marks around the scandal, one thing is certain: These dudes need some nude photo coaching. It's hard to see anyone being excited by a dude standing in a pair of grey socks and boxer briefs standing in his living room, looking like he's trying to figure out what to eat for lunch.

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