PRO: Is already under contract with the Rockets, hasn’t really listened to anyone else.
CON: Player-coaches have been banned from the NBA since the introduction of the salary cap in 1984-85.

Ok, fine, it’s not even legal under the current collective bargaining agreement. We won’t tell if you don’t. The end result, of course, would be Dwight getting himself fired and the entire universe collapsing on itself. Maybe this is a bad idea.