Cowboys Fans Caught Having Public Sex After Grand Final Win

An appropriate way to celebrate the end of a 20-year dry spell

The entire country of Australia have almost unanimously agreed that the 2015 NRL Grand Final was the most exciting in recent history. For two Cowboys fans though, Johnathan Thurston's game-winning field goal was only the beginning of a memorable night. 

As Townsville erupted in celebration, many locals took to the central strip of Flinders Street to celebrate with fellow fans, as the Cowboys' long-awaited maiden premiership released the a tension and angst of a twenty-year dry spell. At 2.25am, Townsville police spotted one couple copulating publicly, perhaps inspired by seeing almost every Cowboy completing their victory lap with a baby in hand.

Despite the public sex, police were otherwise happy with the crowd. “Flinders street was at capacity, all the venues were full, there were a lot of people on the streets and as far as behaviour goes, we are quite happy,” Inspector Steve O’Connell said.

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