Kristaps Porzingis hasn't even heard NBA commissioner Adam Silver announce his name yet, but the 19-year-old is already exhibiting some of the most wildly optimistic behavior that the league has seen in quite some time. Earlier today, Porzingis told ESPN's Andy Katz that the New York Knicks are the best organization in the NBA. 

Man, listen. That's cool and all, but coming from a Knicks fan, that's just absolutely wrong. Not to be outdone, Porzingis followed that up with this gem. 

Wait, wait, wait. Let's just get this straight, Rihanna's your date? Sorry, bruh, but you gotta go all the way to the back of the line. 

If the Knicks take him at No. 4 tomorrow, who knows if he will pan out. One thing is for sure, though. Dude can definitely dole out some good quotes for the media to run with. 

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