Out of all the coaches currently guiding ther teams through the NBA Playoffs, Washington Wizards front man Randy Wittman might be the worst of the group. After a hot start to the 2014-2015 NBA season, the Wizards hit a lull in the second half, and despite boasting offensive spark plugs John Wall and Bradley Beal, Washington's offense is incredibly unimaginative. That offensive blandness was on full display as the Wizards blew a 14-point fourth quarter lead before hanging on to beat Toronto in overtime. Much of that falls on Wittman. He also says things like this that make you want to scream "what in baby Jesus's name are you even talking about?" like this:
Wittman on the importance of G1: "That's for the analytics people, I'm sure they have a module for that."
— alex (@steven_lebron) April 18, 2015But hey, the Wizards are in the playoffs for the second year in a row, so Wittman has to be doing something right, doesn't he? Like, he understands basketball a little bit, you'd think. He has to. Then you watch the above video and rethink your entire existence.
So maybe Wittman legitimately has no idea what he's doing. He can't even figure out which side of the court he needs to use to draw up an offensive play on his clipboard for his team out of a timeout. God help us all.
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