Friday hasn't been a good look for Canadian sports. First, we saw a hockey fan throw up with the incoherence of a newborn baby. Secondly, the Toronto Raptors forgot how to do basketball.
The Warriors are smoking the Raptors by over 30. That's not even the craziest part. Look at the first quarter shot stats below. Viewer discretion is advised.
Warriors held Raptors to 1-of-19 shooting in the first quarter
— Golden St. Warriors (@warriors) February 28, 2015
Yup, 1-of-19. You have to love how the Warriors' Twitter account says they "held" the Raptors to just one field goal. The rim just isn't fucking with them tonight. That or some type of divine punishment, like what the Hornets received five years ago.
Raptors shot 1-19 (5.3 pct) in 1st quarter. Last team with a worse FG pct in a quarter (non-OT) was Hornets in Dec. 2010 (4.8 pct vs PHI).
— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) February 28, 2015
But it's not all bad, Raptors fans. Look! Here's some slapstick comedy.
Yeah. This sums tonight up for the #Raptors. Oh, and Klay drilled a 3 seconds later... #Warriors https://t.co/7IoU0mepF4
— Drew Shiller (@DrewShiller) February 28, 2015
OK, it's all bad. Well, the only good news is that this is really happening. You're not comatose.
UPDATE: Tyler Hansbrough tried to throw the hands, bro, with Festus Ezeli. Both men got ejected.
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