Jose Canseco Thinks Comet Travel is the Future

Jose Canseco shares his thoughts about comet travel on Twitter.

Nov 14, 2014
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Earlier today, former slugger Jose Canseco had some interesting (and completely logical) insights into what he views as the future of humanity. The answer? Harnessing the speed of comets to control intergalactic trade routes. All we got to say is: GTFOH Neil deGrasse Tyson.

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Comet Transport is the key to our survival .

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014

Which he backed up with using verified examples from the past:

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Galactic Beings have used comets as star taxis for eons

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014

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Comets are faster than anything we could ever build and have their own power solving are two problems

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014

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Opens up new business like galaxy touring cruising, asteroid mining, interstellar trade, and planet colonies

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014

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If Earth can control the comet transport system we will run the Milkyway. Think about that

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014

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hug for u NASA #cansecomet

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014

Of course, it's possible that this string of tweets was/is a side-effect from whatever painkillers he may be taking to treat his recently detached finger. Or at least that would be plausible if he wasn't already saying shit like this well before today.

[via Twitter]

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