The Penn State fan in the video above looks like he had a lot of fun at his team's game against Ohio State last Saturday. The only problem? It doesn't appear as though he was actually able to make it to the game! Because hours before it started, he was out cold—cold—in the parking lot due to all of the tailgating festivities.
How "cold" was he? Well, as you can see, he was so far gone that an Ohio State fan gave him a lap dance at one point and he didn't even realize it. She took it upon herself to go to town while his friends looked on and laughed. And the guy didn't flinch. At all.
Check out the action in the video. Pace yourself a little bit better next time, buddy.
[via The Big Lead]
