Usually when a person has given up on his (or her) team, they sport a paper bag over their face. It's the universal sign for fan misery. But this person (who may or may not be a fan of the Timberwolves) simply said "fuck it" to the effort that goes with commuting, and instead taped the $40 ticket for the home opener to a light pole, or a power-line or something. If you're a reader in the Minneapolis area, our bad for not getting this up sooner. But judging by the teams roster this season we probably just saved you from a night of misery.