Rumor has it, the Cavaliers are trying to find a rim protector for next season. They've got Kyrie Irving, Kevin Love, and, of course, LeBron James on their roster. But they think that if they're able to add a big man to the mix, they'll be in pretty good shape with regards to making a real run at the NBA Finals. And we think that we just found the perfect solution for them.
Say hello to "Chuck." He's an elephant who currently lives in Canada, and he can dunk a basketball. He's also got a really big body, a long trunk that would be ideal for blocking shots and grabbing rebounds, and, well, we're guessing that, at the very least, he's a better option at center than Zydrunas Ilgauskas is right now.
So what do you think, Cavs? Care to make this elephant a contract offer or what?
[via YouTube]
