Picture this: You're walking down the sidewalk and you see two things in front of you. On your left, you see some men in their early 20s on a stoop just talking about nothing. On your right, a curvy, babyfaced woman walks in front of them and toward you. She passes you a few seconds before you walk by the stoop boys. You finally hear their nonsense when the woman is out of earshot:
Person A: Damn bruh. She's looking right.
Person B: I'm mad I ain't say anything when she passed 'cause she caught me off guard. She would've got the work.
Person A: Son. I would've OD'd if I had the chance.
Person B: WORD?! (Offers a pound, which Person A giddily accepts)
At this point, you're thinking, "Is he really congratulating him for hypothetically having sex with somebody?"
Some folks have more hormones than they know what to do with. Social media is sort of like the above situation, but it's all out there on the Internet for others to join in on the figurative stoop talk. People are thirsty and unembarrassed — regardless of gender. Peep Drake's Instagram comments if you need an example.
Skylar Diggins' Instagram account is another example. People can't remember her WNBA stats off the top of their heads, but that's OK because she is foine. Her looks apparently give people the license to show their thirst and occasionally be disrespectful on her page. Need proof? Here are The Thirstiest Skylar Diggins Instagram Comments.