Year: 1996-97
Brand: Kappa
League: La Liga

You’d think a world superpower would avoid green-lighting a jersey this hideous, but the 1990s were a weird time. Polygons and turquoise were in, and Barca made sure we got plenty of both. Kappa also decided to drape their logo all over the jersey, and also added a wildly-popular polyester collar too. No wonder Ronaldo left after just one season.