Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is currently at the center of a mini-scandal following the release of photographs which showed him groping a young woman and receiving simulated dome from another. While these photos just came to light today, one man from the Dallas area by the name of Frank Hoover is claiming that the pictured incidents took place in 2011 as a part of an extortion plot planned by himself and another man named Kevion Montez Hickman. Hoover has released a play-by-play of the entire event detailing the plot's scheming and execution. The letter itself appeared to have been written in January of 2014. It reads like a script for a bad heist movie. If you're inclined to do so, check it out at the bottom of the page.
Hoover's story is a labyrinthine tale involving astronomy, pi, Apple TV, and the claim that he is the "Son of God" and that God sent him to Jones. You may be thinking to yourself, "What the actual fuck is this guy talking about?" Rest assured, you're not alone.
However, the story is a sad one, even if its details seem exceptionally questionable. Hoover appears to be at the end of his rope. And, even when you try to sift through the story for a grain of truth, it's difficult to believe that anyone is going to give him the help that he clearly needs. Hoover details the entire extortion plot, discussing how his business partner, Hickman, eventually came after his life. As Hoover notes on the first page, he's actually trying to help Jones by bringing this scheme to his attention. Hoover is clearly addressing Jones, and is asking Jones for "my own safety and well-being" in return for Hoover's help to keep the photos from being released.
It's strange, to say the least. What do you make of it? Read Hoover's timeline of the entire plot below, and let us know if you believe anything that he says.
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[via Deadspin]
